just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.