so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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