Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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