READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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