just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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