Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(626): View more from California

Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.

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(541): View more from Oregon

My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.

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(951): View more from California

All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.

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(515): View more from Iowa

My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY

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