that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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