so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
