Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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