do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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