sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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