It's Friday. Sex?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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