ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
My ass is underappreciated
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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