I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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