I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Shame is for Republicans.
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