Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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