K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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