wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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