its not stalking. its research.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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