is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
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I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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