I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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