you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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