Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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