The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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