so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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