So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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