Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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