Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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