Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
God, I missed his penis.
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