your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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