Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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