i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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