dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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