I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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