If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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