Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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