How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Randomize
