The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂