It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
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And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My dick has a subreddit
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type