And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
