You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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