He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
