Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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