we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Let's paint friendship bongs
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
