Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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