hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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