ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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