Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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