I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Randomize
