Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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