I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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