And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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