How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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