If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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