Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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He keeps bees of course he's weird
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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