I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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