Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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